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19 Mei 2011

Cerita Pasal Diam

Cerita Pasal Diam 

Salam dan selamat sejahtera kepada semua pembaca, kali ni aku nak cite satu kisah berkenaan dengan diam.
Penah dengar dak falsafah tentang diam?

Diam itu orang kata bodoh?

abu seorang yang pendiam
Pada satu hari seorang ustaz sedang mengajar anak muridnya. Pada akhir sidang pelajaran. Ustaz tu bertanya kepada anak muridnya.

Ustaz: Ada apa-apa soalan?

Anak murid: ...

Ustaz: Awak yang hujung tu diam je? ada soalan?

Anak murid: ..errr..Bilakah  waktu kita berbuka puasa?

Ustaz: Apabila terbenamnya matahari kenalah berbuka..

Anak murid: Ustaz, kalau matahari tak terbenam jugak ?

Ustaz: ...... Eloklah engkau diam..

Kesimpulan: Boleh juga bertanya, tapi jangan bagi soalan yang pelik-pelik...;p

Lazimkan oleh kamu dengan diam, kerana bahawasanya diam itu menolakkan diri daripada syaitan

18 ulasan:

  1. murid tu nak kena kot.. hehe.

  2. kahkahkah. budak tu nak makan kasut kot..

  3. hahaa..

    baik diam.. lw tak kna lempang..`

  4. hahahhaa...seb baik die diam pas ustaz tu ckp cam tu...wat nye kalo dak tu tanye gak ustaz tu mcm2 soklan.... nangis ustaz tu nak jawab

  5. baik budak tu diamm.
    kalau cakap menyakitkan hati...

  6. ha elok ler sangat... cam cial perangai

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