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30 April 2011

Cerita Pasal Kalkulator

Cerita Pasal Kalkulator

jangan sampai terlupa lagi bawak kalkulator

Pada suatu hari Abu ada peperiksaan Statistik, Abu seorang yang rajin belajar. Malam  tu seharian dia belajar bersama-sama kalkulator beliau. Kalkulator Abu banyak berkhidmat kepada Abu untuk mengira. Abu ingin berjaya menjawab soalan Statistik pada esok hari....

Malam tu Abu hanya tido 2 jam, Abu tak boleh tido membayangkan soalan-soalan statistik yang mengerikan...Abu hanya mampu berserah. Keesokkan harinya Abu pergi awal ke tempat peperiksaan menaiki kereta Sport Car. Sampai di tempat peperiksaan, Abu tarik nafas dan meredakan dirinya sendiri....Abu antara pelajar yang duduk depan sekali....

Abu check barang2 untuk menjawab peperiksaan.Slip peperiksaan Abu bawak, siap tinted lagi....Kelongsong pen, pensil, pembaris sudah disediakan. Tiba-tiba Abu terlupa membawa kalkulator. Dia teringat yang kalkulatornya masih lena berada di atas katil..Arggghhh, Abu mula resah...Aku lupa !...8x jerit beliau di dalam hati. Macammane ni? takkan nak kira pakai tangan, kalkulator hanset xbleh pakai...Arghhh...

Pengawas peperiksaan bertanya kepada Abu. Mana Kalkulator? Abu menjawab tak bawak...Abu sudah membayangkan yang dia akan gagal...Tapi tak semena-mena Ali mencuit Abu lantas menghulurkan Kalkulator, sebab Ali bawak 2 kalkulator. Ahhhh, Abu menhembuskan nafas lega...dan tersenyum sinis..
Abu  mngucapkan terima kasih kepada Ali..Begitulah cerita hendaknya.

Moral: Sebenarnya aku yang memegang watak Abu dan Amir memegang  watak Ali...Nasib baik Amir bawak 2 kalkulator....kalau tak tak tau ape nak jadi. Diingatkan supaya kawan-kawan lain jangan lupa bawak kalkulator...Semoga peperiksaan statistik kita kelmarin mudah dan berjaya kita menjawab. Harap-harap begitulah..Amin~

90 ulasan:

  1. pergh, tu yang best tu, kawan susah senang. lega lega, kalau aku, rasanya darah dah x mengalir kat muka dah.! cuak habis

  2. ermm assalamulaikum ushar2 tgk hehe

  3. @kakulator
    ws, terkejut gak tgk nick kalkulator yg nanged aku ;p

  4. waa..nsib baek kbtulan amir ad extra!!saat2 cemas cmni selalu berlaku,xterduga,n Allah tolong walau kadng2 sy rs kebetulan tu agk pelik--(knapa amir guna 2 kalkulator????hu2)

  5. ohye,sy dah dpt status gliteratti blik!!tq for the advice!!he2-)

  6. @dreamygirl
    sebab lecture yg suh bawak 2 kalkulator takot bateri abis ;p

  7. sy dh klik churp2 ngan nuffnang awk..mai ler dtg blog sy..klik churp2 skali ye~

  8. semangat nak jwb statistik tu..
    choop, dtg awal, dpt seat paling depan??hahhaa

  9. statistik tanpa kalkulator = mistik..
    Nasib baik ada yg bawa dua kalkulator.. syukur pada Allah..

  10. huhhhh..!

    nasib baikk...

    kalkulat tu..sbnrnya otak ke2..
    klu tak ada bleh matii..oo

  11. @Pijahh' de-Arr
    klu tak, pengawas suh start moto balik amik kt umah....rudi ms tu;p

  12. la.. mcm mana leh tinggal ni.. nasib mmber ada bawak lebih.. huhu.. lain kali check awal2 k.. ^_^

  13. tanpa kalkukator boleh merana kalo exam hehe

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